Life is Soooooooooo Hard

Before I begin, let me just quickly add a few things to my bucket list of mundane things other people have done but I somehow haven’t and so should:

-Eaten a Corn Dog: Well, until recently that is. Until that point, I had only had hot dogs, which I think are all right. Corn dogs (at least the ones here) are pretty freaking bad. I don’t regret not having them before.

-Dipped an Oreo in Milk: Maybe I just have a really bad memory, but regardless, this does seem like the kind of thing I would avoid as a child for whatever reason.  Maybe because the milk would make the cookie soggy. Maybe because I didn’t like Oreos as much as the pale version of Oreos, shown below (which Oreos have since copied as “Golden Oreos”).  Maybe because I greatly preferred chocolate milk to regular milk, but felt the chocolate milk wouldn’t work well for dipping something with already lots of chocolate.  I dunno.  I just never did.

Anyway…

It’s been pretty warm here lately.  Like, REALLY warm.  A few days ago, it was winter and almost 80.  In Minnesota.  I WAS WEARING SHORTS AND HAD A FAN BLOWING AT ME.

It was pretty weird.  But wait–I could have just turned on the air conditioner and escaped from all that heat and humidity…right?  NOPE.  The whole building was still delivering the heat.  They could just switch it over to air conditioning…right?  Well, just read this excerpt from an email I got:

“Because freezing temperatures would cause complications to the switching process [switching from heating to cooling], the water [for the process] must be added only when temperatures are consistently above freezing.

Please be aware that until this transition takes place, usually the first part of May, we have limited options for bringing cool air into our buildings.  As the outside temperatures reach over 60 degrees, we anticipate that some areas may experience uncomfortable temperatures. Open your window and if you don’t know how to turn the fan off on your heating/cooling unit, ask your CA, you hot, miserable SOB! HAHAHAHAHAAHA

Love,
Stephanie & Gavin – Resident People Who Want to Literally Make Your Life a Living Hell”

…well, alright, maybe that last bit there was creative liberty, but the rest is real!  May.  We have to suffer through like 80 degree heat and humidity until then!? HOW WILL I GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP IN THIS SAUNA!?

But really, it’s actually pretty alright right now.  It’s been rainy and 60s, basically outside.  Making it like 70 and still a little humid inside, but it’s a step-up from before at least.

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Hmm…I’m finding it a bit hard to find stuff to rant about for some reason.  I could rant about some people, but I prefer not to make personal attacks (at least until I can figure out how to block some people from this site *wink*).  I could also rant about problems regarding myself, but that’s not particularly interesting.  I could rant about my teachers I guess, but any problems I have with them are more “eh” then “I FUGGING HATE YOU” and again, that’s not much fun to read.   …I guess I could just rant about how I’m ranting about nothing right now.  Like, seriously, what the hell?  Who the hell rants about having nothing to complain about?  Oh-oh-you want something to whine about? THERE!  How ’bout some stains on your shirt?  Whatcha gonna do ’bout it? …oh, just…just change into a new shirt, huh?

That’s a true story, though.  I really did get a stain on my shirt today.  It was pretty upsetting, bro.  Like, I almost wanted to rant about it.  But then I didn’t.

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My God, I think I’ve run out of material for this blog.  There hasn’t been a decent post in a while.  It’s just been me rambling.  And not even funny rambling.  Rambling alone does not funny make.  …well, it was fun everybody! See you in a few months when I finally have something actually amusing to write about!