That Don’t Make No Sense (A Diatribe on Roommates)

I used to care about what people think. I still do, but I used to, too. But I at least don't care enough to write a rant about the sheer and utter joy at living with roommates and not care if they see this. Mainly because they probably won't. ...because even when I tell my … Continue reading That Don’t Make No Sense (A Diatribe on Roommates) →

It’s All About Who You Know…and Will Acknowledge Your Existence

Alright, turn on the angst-y music. Furrow brow. Ruffle up hair for some reason. It's rantin' time. Now that I've successfully not screwed up in college and got my participation trophy, you'd think I have some sort of insightful retrospective or philosophical ponderings of the future. Nah, there's none of that. I've dusted off the … Continue reading It’s All About Who You Know…and Will Acknowledge Your Existence →

You can pick your friends. You can pick your music. But you can’t pick your friend’s music.

(This post is a sort of rant, but not really a funny one. You've been warned.) I can be enormously annoying in regards to what music I listen to. It's not exactly like I'm a "picky listener." Picky eaters only eat very particular foods. I don't listen only to very particular music. I listen to … Continue reading You can pick your friends. You can pick your music. But you can’t pick your friend’s music. →

The Logical Fallacies of Spam Emails

Scenario: You are in possession of hundreds of thousands of emails addresses. Your goal is to scam the owners of these addresses out of something valuable, say, access to their email account and thus every account that's associated with it. Or it's to get these email recipients to open a malicious attachment that will suck … Continue reading The Logical Fallacies of Spam Emails →

Vomit of the Physical and Metaphysical Variety

I hate vomit. And also throw-up. As well as barf. I'm about as impartial to all that as the act of spewing. Regurgitating is also not something I'm fond of, unless you're a bird (in which case I applaud you on your ability to read and also shame you for wasting your talent on a … Continue reading Vomit of the Physical and Metaphysical Variety →