One and a half months since my last actual blog-like blog post.  Long enough, I suppose.  And now's a good a time as ever since my first year of college is in its final week and I still have things to complain about as well as reminisce on.  Let's go!: So, stairs.  I live on … Continue reading The End is Nigh →

Before I begin, let me just quickly add a few things to my bucket list of mundane things other people have done but I somehow haven't and so should: -Eaten a Corn Dog: Well, until recently that is. Until that point, I had only had hot dogs, which I think are all right. Corn dogs … Continue reading Life is Soooooooooo Hard →

"And so, upon Matt listening back on a recorded conversation, he realized that his voice had not in fact gotten deeper over the years as he had hoped/thought, but had instead remained in stasis for the past few years and probably would for the foreseeable future. And then he started wearing a Darth Vader mask … Continue reading Perception Deception →