The following is what happens when I feel my textbooks are getting out of hand with their fancy terminology; I make stuff up. (Oddly enough, during the course of the time I was writing these, my professor goes and makes up the following definition for “Relative Dating,” which wasn’t what inspired me to do this … Continue reading 10 Words (Purposefully) Taken the Wrong Way →

So, as usual, I was very much exaggerating in my previous post.  However! I do have an important thing to add that I can't believe I forgot because this is a common one and actually does need to be taken care of: -Walking in large groups that take up the entire width of the walkway.  … Continue reading Addition to Walking Post! →

Considering I have already touched upon the topics of bathroom mannerisms and hairstyle commentary, it would not be entirely out of place to now talk about something that perhaps also bears discussion: walking. We all learn to walk at fairly young ages; basically as soon as our legs are able to handle the extra work … Continue reading Walkin’ the Walk →

Why? Why is it that honesty is not always the best policy?  I agree that lying is very useful for protecting somebody's feelings or for hiding some dark, embarrassing secret that has been kept for many years and every last, little bit of extra effort has been painstakingly put into shutting it away and yet … Continue reading Why is Honesty Not Always the Best Policy? →

Well, it's that time of week again: time to write another blog entry. It's also that time of year again: time to worry about winter. Now, perhaps you are wondering, "why worry about winter? It just became fall, didn't it?"  Well, in-case you haven't noticed, Minnesota, Wisconsin, and the other more northern states don't tend … Continue reading Something not entirely college related (gasp!) →